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Monday, September 15, 2014

Status Update

In the emergency room of a busy hospital
a tipsy blonde girl is doing the impossible

almost fainted out she's yelling at the nurse
I need tot change my Facebook status give me back my purse
I only need one minute to check-in from my phone
just put it on the bed i can do it on my own

my new status is i'm feeling sick
nurse help me please my blouse will not unzip
I need to take a selfie with the needle in my vein
I need to tweet and chat about my chest pain

oh Doc please tell me the truth am i gonna die ?
I'll be frank with you young lady i won't lie
you just got too drunk and crapped your pants
you're my hero Doc, let's take a photo...thanks


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